So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Randomize
