making cat noises will not fix the situation.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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