talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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