they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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