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what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
