sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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