Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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