Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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