I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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