He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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