remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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