Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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