He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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