ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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