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I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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