well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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