So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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