I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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