Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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