I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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