You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
