So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize