he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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