How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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