I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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