It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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