is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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