I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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