I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
