And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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