and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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