Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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