According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I want to be your penis for a week.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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