What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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