Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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