no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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