oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
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