Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
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