Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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