me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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