I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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