We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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