Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
PANTIES FOUND
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