you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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