i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I think I sprained my soul last night
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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