we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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