And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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