I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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