no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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