When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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