operation harelip BJ is a go
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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