Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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