you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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