Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
